Sunday, 7 October 2012

Thrown out for being a cun*

No, sadly just for being a smug lying cun* who called a fellow MP a liar.

Wednesday, 19 September 2012

Paul Flynn MP grandstanding on dead soldiers

So Paul Flynn has been thrown out of the House of Commons for calling a minister a liar. Thus giving Mr Flynn the chance to huff and puff his aged heart out to the media about the evil Tories leading soldiers to their deaths in Afghanistan etc etc etc.

Flynn is a career politician and knows how to call a minister a liar without directly coming out and using what is termed unparlimentary language.

He will talk long and often about how he has the best interests of the troops in his heart and all that bullshit. Yes, bullshit as Flynn is using soldiers as a political tool and in his way is as bad as the minister he called a liar.

Lets wind the clock back a few years back to when Gurkha's wanted the right to settle in the UK and former PM Gordon "Bigot" Broon was was claiming it was going to cost billions and finally it got down to a vote. Now which way did champagne Flynn vote?

To support the Gurkha troops in allowing them to settle in their old age in the UK, not a chance. After all they are just tools to be used as far as Flynn is concerned.

Instead Flynn was elsewhere and never even bothered to vote.

Yes thats right, Mr Flynn who gets himself thrown out of work for a while(although I am sure he will still be claiming is £100K+ expenses each year and salary) could not be bothered to do his job an turn up and vote.

 Newport deserves better than Paul Flynn MP.

Sunday, 29 July 2012

Paul Flynn the Olympic bell end.

From the tax avoiding Grauniad(no I am not linking to that evil rag)
A backbench Labour MP has fuelled a row over political bias in the Olympic opening ceremony by claiming the event was used as a "Trojan horse" for socialist values.

Paul Flynn, expenses fiddler and part time MP for Newport West, praised Danny Boyle for highlighting the NHS, the Campaign for Nuclear Disarmament and the futility of war. "Wonderfully progressive socialist sentiments and ideas were smuggled into the opening romp," he wrote during a weekend that saw Prime Minister David Cameron and Tory loyalists distance themselves from a tweet by Tory MP Aidan Burley, who called the event "leftie multicultural crap".
 All they needed was a dig at Israel and the Jew hating MP Flynn would have cum in his pants, possibly for the first time in nearly 30 years.

Get this a "source", always a source. Wonder who's phone was hacked to get that info?
A source close to the prime minister said No10 disagreed with Burley's comments. Cameron tweeted that the ceremony had been a "great showcase for this country" and offered more proof that "Britain can deliver".
Burley, who lost his job as a ministerial aide after attending a Nazi-themed stag party last year, later insisted on Saturday his comments on multiculturalism been misunderstood but said he thought the second half of the opening ceremony was "overtly political".

Boris Johnson, the London mayor, said it was "nonsense" to suggest "it was all leftie stuff". He added: "I'm a Conservative and I had hot tears of patriotic pride from the beginning. I was blubbing like Andy Murray."
But Flynn claimed that Johnson and Cameron had no choice but defend the show's contents because he said both had hyped up the event beforehand.
 And if anyone understand hype over substance its Mr Flynn, a man who claims everything on expenses and has the nerve to refer to himself as an "expenses angel."
The Labour MP said he echoed the sentiment of Labour colleague Carl Sargeant, minister for local government and communities in the Welsh assembly government, who had tweeted that the opening ceremony was "the best Labour party political broadcast I have seen in a while".

Flynn quipped on his blog on Saturday evening that Johnson wept not because he was moved by the show, but because he "could not take it".
 Much like Flynn no doubt wept when he was sued and lost his libel case, then claimed a moral victory despite being shown to be a proven liar.
"Boris is strangled by his pre-event hyperbole," wrote Flynn on Saturday night. "He was at it again today spewing wild meaningless superlatives hoping to obliterate the eloquent messages of Danny Boyle on NHS, CND, war futility."
He went on: "Wonderfully progressive socialist sentiments and ideas were smuggled into the opening romp. The Tory Olympic twosome were tricked into praising the Trojan horse. Cameron and Boris could not condemn the wonders that [they]had praised to the skies 12 hours earlier."
How very like Flynn to try to make political gains out of the Olympics, much like he abused Shelter the charity claiming they were creating a sob in over homeless figures that differed from the labour party tractorstats. 

His comments received short shrift from his own side. A Labour party source said: "The Olympic opening ceremony was a great event and a brilliant achievement that has united the whole country. It's not right for any politician to detract from that."

A No 10 source said: "We are not going to worry too much about noises off, like the odd stupid comment from a Tory MP on Twitter or an ill-informed blog by a Labour MP."

I shall correct that source here and say the ill-informed blog by a lying evil Labour MP. 

Director Danny Boyle said on Friday that Lord Coe had protected his artistic vision from political interference on a project that began under a Labour government and continued under a Conservative-led one. He denied that the show was political but acknowledged some might have found it controversial.
Regarding the sequence that pay tribute to the National Health Service, Boyle said free universal healthcare was "an amazing thing to celebrate" and that he had no agenda "other than values we feel are true". Not everybody will love that but everyone will recognise it's true. There's no bullshit in it and there's no point-making either."

Flynn said on Sunday he stood by the comments on his blog "for good or ill", pointing to newspaper reports that Boyle and Coe had faced pressure from cabinet ministers to change elements opening ceremony.

On reports that some objections were raised by ministers at a cabinet meeting around the turn of the year when they were shown a 20-minute video of highlights of rehearsals, a No 10 source said while the government was not the creative director, it had been kept updated for months and would not have agreed to double the budget last year if it had not been fully behind the plans.

The prime minister thought the opening ceremony was "brilliant", the source added.

Flynn so full of shit his eyes must be brown. Maybe if he had done it there would have been a scene with evil farmers killing themselves with shotguns?....

Sunday, 22 July 2012

Paul Flynn claims it all off of you

I have mentioned before the duplicity of the expenses fiddling house flipper Paul Flynn who cries crocodile tears about poor OAP's and bleats on about nasty baby eating Tories all the while keeping his aged snout in the expense trough.
There you go folks, claims for this, claims for that and guess who is paying? Not him thats for sure.

This glorified benefits claimant believes it is his devine right to have it all and for it all to be paid for by you.

Next up we have a claim for food.
Now think about that for a second as a do nothing part time MP he gets £64K a year, one would think that is more than enough to cover the champagne and caviar.

Not Flynn he gets you to pay for his fine eating and drinking.
Not content with robbing you with claims for beds and furniture Flynn then gets you to pay for his insurance.

Newport deserves better than this.

Wednesday, 18 July 2012

Paul Flynn and his sexist comments.

Make of this what you will - from his webshite

Today was the PMQs of the shriek.
Female MPs have problems because of the range and timbre of their voices. Maggie Thatcher changed hers from annoying whine to sultry purr. Today the unknown Tory MP Anne Marie Morris startled the Commons with her non-house-trained banshee. She had her left arm in a sling.

She began with a high-pitch orgasmic shriek, turned red and increased the volume. Incomprehensible, painful and as useful as a fire alarm at emptying a room, her voice terrified the Chamber. She waved her damaged arm in a threatening gesture before reaching the climatic final sounds that only dogs could hear.
A heckle from the Labour side bellowed; ‘Next time, get the whips to break her other arm’

So a female Mp is a bansee, a non house trained one at that. I bet the 'bruvers' would be up in arms about sexist Tory toffs if someone not of the champagne socialist party came up with that crap.

Newport deserves better than Paul Flynn MP.

Friday, 6 July 2012

5 minutes with expenses fiddler Paul Flynn

From the local bottom wiping rag:

The honest answers I have put in red.

If you had to be stuck in a lift with someone, who would it be and why?
Rowan Williams, for a sensible chat on the joys of Newport and the wider world. No one wants to talk to me and I never ever let them get a word in.
What is your biggest fear?
That the election of 2015 might be cancelled. Dying, it could happen any day now.
Do you have any superstitions?
No.I believe in mythical global warming.
If you could have only one song on your iPod, what would it be and why?
Myfanwy. Never tire of hearing it.Whats an iPod?
What’s the most expensive thing you’ve bought, not including your property?
My present secondhand Skoda car. Ha ha you fools havent worked out that you paid for my property.
What’s the best piece of advice you’ve been given?
From Leo Abse, left: when making a speech in the open air, never speak longer that three minutes.Don't believe a word Flynn says.
What’s your indulgence?
Lunching in the sunshine... at the taxpayers expense, enjoying free tv, heating and utility bills, travelling all over the world and you fools pick the tab up.
What item could you not live without?
Lap-top computer which I probably charged to you plebs, I'm not sure my memory isn't what it was you know.
If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be and why?
Change my date of birth to 1964and get my IQ into double figures.
Where are you next going on holiday?
No plans. Work is more enjoyable.Whenever I can blag a work related free holiday to some tropical island to talk about ending world poverty.

Monday, 25 June 2012

Whos a tax dodger then Mr Paul Flynn?

Flynn starts in his own unique way: Cameron is to cut Housing Benefit for under 25s in 2015 to welcome home sacked Afghan war veterans - adding poverty to Post Traumatic Stress.

Well no, its an idea not actually a law yet. Still why let facts get in the way of a good rant, after all Flynn never has.

He carries on:
Cameron is in trouble, no answer to whether members of the cabinet or Tory friends like Gary Barlow are evading their taxes. In desperation he tries to change the subject and hit at an easy target. Again it's hammer the 'scroungers'. He knows that certain moronic newspapers will lap up his story and allow him to avoid answering the questions that the country is asking.
 Well lets not mention an alledged comedian Mr Carr who has also dodged his tax, but if we are talking about some of the biggest tax avoiders out there, we need not look any further than one Mr Paul Flynn. Why? Well he has flipped his home, thus avoiding stamp duty. A tax and one that many pay, well not Flynn but many people do pay it.

Over to Flynn for a reply....